Every time I tell anyone about my love life that ‘anyone’ always tells me I should write a book about it. It’s not because I’m the protagonist of epic love stories but because I tend to fuck up even the most simple of relationships.

I don’t want to write a book about that. I don’t. It’s not how I want the world to remember me. But I can write an anonymous blog about it and that’s what I’m going to do.

So sit back and enjoy and if you have any love stories that are more fucked up and ridiculous than mine and want to share them with the world please send them to lipstickloveandstilettos@hotmail.com